| True Story |
[06 Aug 2005|06:00pm] |
True Story.
A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage. The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholicism is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshiped Satan. A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.
If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness.
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[02 Jul 2005|09:47pm] |
derf died..
I GIVE UP ON THESE DAMN FISH !!!
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[21 Jun 2005|09:32pm] |
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LADIES: Turned ON or OFF when a guy:
-dresses like a thug: Off
-dresses like a prep: Off
-dresses in all black: Off
-doesn't care what he wears: on
-sings: On*
-plays a musical instrument: On
-is bigger than you: doesnt matter
-is shorter than you: kinda off
-is taller than you: On
-has straight teeth: On!
-wears braces: on
-has chapped lips: Off!
-has green eyes: On!!
-has blue eyes: On!!
-has brown eyes: On!!
-has long hair: on
-has shaved: On!
-drinks alcohol: On!
-smokes cigarettes: dont matter
-smokes pot: off
-wears glasses: on
-has brown hair: On!
-has black hair: On!
-is tan: on
-works out: On!
-smiles more than not: On
-calls you just to say HI: on!!
-lets you know he was thinking about you: On!!!
-smacks your butt: On,haha
-compliments you: On
-shaves his legs: Off!!
-has facial hair: on
-has sideburns: off
-wears jewelry: on
-wears cologne: On!!
-smiles when you walk into the room: On!
-calls you pet names: on
-has blue hair: on
-has blonde hair: On!
-dances: on
-can make you laugh at any given moment: On!
-is spontanious: On!
-doesnt care what a lot of people think: On!
-likes rock music: On!
-has piercings: on!!! really big sucker for that
-loyal: On!
-Laid back: On
-doesnt party a lot: dont matter
-curses: dont care
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| well damn let me do this too |
[03 Jun 2005|12:55am] |
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LAST PERSON WHO...
x. Slept in your bed: wouldnt you like to know ;)
jk it was me
x. Saw you cry: erm my sister..
x. Made you cry: my sister
x. You shared a drink with: liz
x. You went to the movies with: sam and kayla
x. You went to the mall with: erm my mom and sam i think?
x. Yelled at you: my mom
x. Sent you an e-mail: richard.. a.k.a edgar
HAVE YOU EVER...
x. Said "I love you" and meant it?: yeah
x. gotten in a fight with your pet: yes
x. Been to California: no
x. Been to Hawaii: no
x. Been to Mexico: no
x. Been to China: no
x. Been to Cuba: no
x. Danced naked: haha yeah it was great
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: whoa yeah
x. Wish you were the opposite sex: sure why not
x. Had an imaginary friend: erm.. nope
RANDOM TID BITS...
x. Do you have a crush on someone: sure
x. What book are you reading now: chicken soup for the teenage soul 4
x. Worst feeling in the world: being heartbroken
x. Future son's name: Drake Thomas
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: yes
x. What's under your bed: i dont know and im WAY to scared to look
x. Favorite sports to watch: baseball
x. Siblings: umm real family.. 1 older sister and 1 little brother.. now ppl i consider 1 older brother 1 older sister and 1 little brother
x. Location: bfe
x. College plans: here for 2 then UWG
x. Piercings/tattoos: 2 in each ear and then the naval
x. Boyfriend/girlfriend: nope cant say that i do
EXTRA STUFF...
x. Do you do drugs: who me
x. Do you drink: nope.. havent in a LONG time
x. Who is your best friend: sam annon erick
x. What are you most scared of: being alone forever
x. What clothes do you sleep in: boxers and a tee
x. Where do you want to get married: umm i d k
x. Who do you really hate: umm lets not go there
x. Do you drive: my moms car
x. Do you have a job: yeah its fun
x. Do you like being around people: sometimes
x. Are you for world peace: sure why not..
STUFF...
x. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: yeah
x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: yah guys are dicks
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: nope..
x. Want someone you don't have right now: yeah
x. Are you lonely right now: yeah
x. Song thats stuck in your head a lot: rascal flats bless this broken road
x. Do you want to get married: sure
x. Do you want kids: 3 or 4..maybe 5 or 12..leaving this the same cuz annon thinks just like me
FAVORITE...
x. Room in house: my room!
x. Type(s) of music: everything but techno
x. Band(s): to many
x. Movie(s): greast and dirty dancing
x. Color: pink and black
x. Perfume or cologne: erm.. the set by bath and body..but they discontinued it cuz they are GAY
x. Month: jan.. new start
x. Stone: umm its blue
IN THE LAST 72 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
x. Cried: nope
x. Bought something: yeah toooo much
x. Gotten sick: nope
x. Sang: in my head
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: nope
x. Met someone new: i think so
x. Missed someone: yeah
x. Hugged someone: yeah..
x. Kissed someone: nope.. sad i knoow
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[16 Apr 2005|03:37pm] |
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[29 Mar 2005|05:39pm] |
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You Are 27 Years Old |
27
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
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haha lovin spring break.. spring is out and feelings are in the air.. i think
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[27 Mar 2005|11:07pm] |
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talkin to rob.. |
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haha im so over this..
im done..
moving on..
dont need you..
hahahahaha
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[24 Mar 2005|10:48pm] |
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im going to be up all night..
-paper
-kenzy's deal
-chem
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[20 Mar 2005|12:22am] |
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what am i supposed to do..
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[15 Mar 2005|07:12pm] |
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lovin life..
little sore and stressed but its okay..
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[05 Mar 2005|11:24am] |
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i could never drop out of school..
sittin around is driving me crazy
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[04 Mar 2005|09:57pm] |
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Ask me 3 questions,
anything you want,
and I will answer honestly.
Post this and allow your friend
to ask you three questions
that you must answer honestly.
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[25 Feb 2005|12:10am] |
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i hate this feeling
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[23 Feb 2005|09:45pm] |
You've opened it?! Good Luck You have
just been DEATHWISHED Tonight at midnight
your true love will realize they love you. Something
good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm
tommorow, it could be anywere. Get ready for the
biggest shock in your life. if you break this chain u
will be cursed with relationship problems for the
next 10yrs. post this within 15 min
haha i thought it was funny
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[22 Feb 2005|07:24pm] |
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COMMENT AND POST A MEMORY OF ME.
It can be anything you want.
It can be good or bad, just so long as it happened (really).
Then, post this to your journal to see what people remember about you...
you can even post anonymously if u wanna mix it up a little.
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[10 Feb 2005|09:04pm] |
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This is tearing me apart..
i didnt really even know Duncan..
To everyone that was close to him im so extremely sorry for your loss and nothing i can say will make you feel better..
it tears me apart when i see you guys cry and i want everyone to know that i am here for them and if they need me im only a phone call away..even if it is 2 in the morning.. 258-0582
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i love all of you
Duncan 1987-2005..
Gone but Never Forgotten
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[22 Jan 2005|05:14pm] |
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great isnt it?
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[09 Jan 2005|11:15am] |
Tie gave this to me and i think if every guy read it and did everything that would be the perfect guy.. !
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem fool-proof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
--8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.
--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future
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[25 Dec 2004|12:20am] |
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steph re-did my lj for me..
i REALLY like this one..
thanks steph:D:D
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